If we could teleport you to one place in New Zealand for a week-long holiday, where would it be? I assume time travel is possible too? Then Raglan, circa 1866. Uncrowded, perfect waves in paradise, with a brand new pub in town.
How about for a dream holiday internationally?
I got a taste of Italy when I attended the Bologna Children's Book Fair last year. I need to go back in order to taste absolutely everything.
What's the dumbest thing you've ever done when travelling?
Convinced my fellow travellers in the hostel to hike to an ancient Turkish ruin for a jam session and a few bevvies. An hour later we were marched back to town by armed, shouting police.
Complete this sentence: I can't travel without ... Permission from the missus.
What's the best thing you've brought back from a trip?
I bought some beautiful ancient coins from a guy in Ephesus, Turkey for just 20 quid! I treasured them until someone who knew better laughed themselves stupid at my naivety.
What's the best travel tip you've ever been given? Don't buy the fake coins from dodgy-looking dudes at Ephesus. Too late, unfortunately.
What was the most memorable meal you've had while travelling?
It was an almost-meal. On an island in the Philippines, our neighbour hacked down a stray dog with his machete. He looked up at us, smiled, and invited us to dinner.
Favourite airport to land at?
Great Barrier Island. After landing I got out of the plane, stepped back to let the pilot pull the bags out and burned my calf on the scorching-hot brakes! It's Old School.
What's the next trip you've got planned?
To Ireland, to visit my wife's crazy family.
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