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Diana died a decade ago in that horrific car crash in Paris, but what if the Princess of Wales had survived?
We find out in a four-page spread in the Woman's Weekly on the icon's "imagined future".
Sadly, she's still haunted by nightmares of the crash - according
to the fanciful tale - but happily we'll finally get all the dirt in her soon-to-be-penned autobiography. Yeah right.
The magazine also treats readers to a 16-page commemorative magazine on Diana.
It devotes a further nine pages to her Kiwi connections, including the personalised plate of Taupo fanatics Gordon and Merril Clout that reads "DI LIVES" with "Princess Di livs 4 eva" written beneath. Elvis, eat your heart out.
New Idea showcases Diana's sense of style in the fourth of a five-part souvenir series on the People's Princess.
The magazine gives us a break from the royal family with its cover story on tele-royalty instead.
Talkshow queen Oprah Winfrey makes a splash, apparently heartbroken over openly-gay TV star Rosie O'Donnell's plans to make "shocking lesbian accusations" about Oprah, 53, and gal pal Gayle King, 52, in a new book.
Oprah denies she and Gayle - to whom she once gave $1 million - are lovers but an insider says O'Donnell will dish the dirt on the biggest names in show business.
And Oprah tops that list.
Readers can brush up on the celeb crazy baby name craze in New Idea's quiz.
It asks the hard questions, such as "which one of these was not one of 60s rocker Frank Zappa's children? A: Moon Unit. B: Diva Thin Muffin Pigeon. C: Lumpy Gravy."
For the record, the answer's C.
Woman's Day labels Hollywood's hot new couple Cameron Diaz and Jude Law "Camude" and prints claims apparently made by Britney Spears' former nanny that the singing star gives her young children "coffee with cream and sugar".
A few pages on, dieting has a blow-out of column centimetres in the Day.
Angelina Jolie for one is taking up eating again under pressure from hubby Brad Pitt. He wants her to put some meat on her reportedly 44.5kg-frame so they can have a baby boy. Biologically.
Meanwhile, Spice Girls Posh and Geri are in the midst of a diet pact - requiring them to drink six cups of a fat-melting Chinese tea daily - in a bid to upstage Scary Spice, Mel B, in the super-group's comeback.
Closer to home, Nerida Jantti - who's changed her surname from the Lister tag she used when she hooked up with actor Shane Cortese after their spin on Dancing with the Stars - reveals she "felt frumpy" on her first night out post-pregnancy.
Jantti, 31, put on 18kg while carrying baby Kees, who was born in April.
The extra kilos crushed plans for a glam night out because her new black gown wouldn't do up.
The weight-loss weapon plugged on the cover turns out to be - wait for it - dancing.
She swears twirling around the floor helps new mums burn calories and encourages couples to communicate, to boot.
