Tim Roxborogh on the joy of moaning about your holiday

Hotels that lie about their renovations

Much like finding out the understudy is performing the night you've forked out for tickets to a play, staying at a hotel or resort you didn't realise was undergoing renovations is an almighty bummer. An almighty bummer, yes — but just as lead actors get sick, so too do swimming pools, tennis courts and, now that I think of it, self-service Coke machines. But while the sickness of human, object or thing is understandable, it's the lying about it I can't tolerate. That's right,

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