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Kiwis coach David Kidwell makes interview gaffe

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New Kiwis rugby league coach David Kidwell hasn't taken long to make his mark in the coaching stakes - but not necessarily for the right reasons.

Kidwell may have chalked up his first win of his career as the New Zealand coach after the Kiwis edged England 17-16 at the weekend in their Four Nations tournament opener.

But he also entered his name into a group of less fortunate coaches and players who have managed to mangle the English language.

Asked in a post-game sideline interview about the intensity of the cliffhanger match, Kidwell replied: "It was a war of nutrition".

We're pretty sure he meant attrition but it signalled Kidwell could be good fodder for the future.

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Kidwell is hardly alone when it comes to getting his words - or thoughts - mixed up. But his weekend effort has vaulted him into some lofty company...

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"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." - golfing superstar Greg Norman.

"We must have had 99 percent of the match, it was the other three percent that cost us." Dutch footballer Ruud Gullit didn't' have a great record as a manager, We assume he wasn't good in maths class either.

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