New Kiwis rugby league coach David Kidwell hasn't taken long to make his mark in the coaching stakes - but not necessarily for the right reasons.
Kidwell may have chalked up his first win of his career as the New Zealand coach after the Kiwis edged England 17-16 at the weekend in their Four Nations tournament opener.
But he also entered his name into a group of less fortunate coaches and players who have managed to mangle the English language.
Asked in a post-game sideline interview about the intensity of the cliffhanger match, Kidwell replied: "It was a war of nutrition".
We're pretty sure he meant attrition but it signalled Kidwell could be good fodder for the future.
Kidwell is hardly alone when it comes to getting his words - or thoughts - mixed up. But his weekend effort has vaulted him into some lofty company...
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