Nation, despite all the leftie whining you're hearing, we're relaxed about what the TPP will mean for you, the consumer.
I mean, you'll still be paying $5 per prescription well into the future. It'll just be more of your tax dollars, not your purse and wallet dollars, used more to pay off global pharmaceutical concerns. So that's totally cool.
We're positive about the continued privatisation of our social services, and see absolutely no reason to change course whatsoever. The problems at Mt Eden prison, for example, were just a particular set of circumstances that happened to occur in that microclimate. I mean, those things will only happen where you have a private company paid enormous sums to run a complex, expensive public service at cost, with fewer staff, totally disconnected from any incentive to genuinely rehabilitate people back into the community, and kept in check only by themselves.
In fact, we're so calm with the Serco situation that our Corrections Minister, Sam Lotu-Iiga, says he's "not worried" a Mt Eden Serco prison guard's been arrested as part of Head Hunters raids. We're so relaxed about it that Social Development Minister Anne Tolley says she'd still be happy to offer contracts to Serco to run social services for vulnerable children. Be positive and aspirational for the children for a change, why don't you!
We've also said repeatedly that the problems at Mt Eden prison are absolutely no worse than what might happen in publicly owned prisons across New Zealand. Some then whine: "Why bother privatising these services if - at the very least - they can't be run better than those run publicly?" It's the kind of question we always get from negative nellies on the left.
Well, we find this question seriously annoying, and will ignore it. It should be apparent that privatisation is immeasurably better - look at charter schools. (Don't look too closely.)
The privatisation of our social services is happening apace. One way this will be achieved, in the health sector at least, is to put our own, hand-picked appointees on each district health board, in preparation for the gradual privatisation of our health system. It's happening in England and we want to emulate those amazing outcomes (for business) right here in New Zealand. We hope it'll be something like our hand-picked people on Environment Canterbury, allowing for a fast throughput of business deliverables. Or our people at Cera, who will hopefully get out of the way and allow private partners and overseas companies to swoop up vital civic assets, prime Christchurch land - and fix crumbling infrastructure, with any luck.
Yes, the economy is slowing down. Sure there is milk powder stockpiled in China and foodbanks are busier than ever.
But we're listening to the concerns of the people, and we're chilled about how these problems will resolve themselves.
Above all, remember the words of economic guru Bill English, who at the National Party's recent annual conference in Auckland, put it in perspective. Slowing economic growth would not derail the party's re-election chances in 2017, he said, because, luckily, it came at the right time in the electoral cycle. Boo-yah!
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