We're really not sure what's worse here.
The fact that he texted the wrong person when it's such an easily avoidable mistake?
Or the fact that he really went all-out, earnestly capitalising on the "B*LLS DEEP BRO"?
OR was it the fact that millions of people have now seen it since it went viral?
The post has racked up over 25,000 retweets and 95,000 likes since it was posted to Twitter.
Oh, and there was a brief but excellent follow-up:
The moral of the story, kids, is to always make sure you're texting the right person.
We have a feeling this guy won't be looking to get out for a while.
Credit: Twitter / @killermarecat