As kabuki performances are famously long and complicated, I pick up an English-translation headset and a makunouchi bento-box of fish, meat and cherry blossom-adorned rice.
I head up a red escalator, past an actor's hall of fame and into the auditorium. My seat is at the top of a three-tiered space beneath a curved ceiling, with a bird's-eye view of the Hinoki cypress wood stage, complete with a digital countdown clock. At 11am, a drum beats and the show begins.
Against a gold screen with a perfect triangle mountain, two white-faced performers appear. The pair glide delicately in bright white socks as a row of musicians resembling a Greek chorus sing, play and narrate. Even without the English commentary, the scene is as exquisite as a woodblock print.
Next is a vision in white and gold, who performs a delicate dance representing a crane - all the more impressive when I learn the actor is 81 (the oldest performer of the day is 92).
Over the next three hours, I am dazzled by tales featuring geishas in checked pantaloons, festival firefighters, mourning mothers and warriors.
The atmosphere is relaxed - the auditorium remains brightly lit and lunches are consumed in seats during intervals. Sitting next to me are two well-dressed women. Keiko Shoji has travelled from faraway Kitakyushu and, pulling a photograph from her handbag, she says: "This is my mother, she passed away last year and loved kabuki so I wanted to show her the new theatre."
It's clear the popularity of the new theatre is here to stay - at least until its next reincarnation.
KABUKI BASICS
Performances are typically in two acts and last about four hours. Kabuki theatre, classical Japanese dance-drama, features men-only casts and stylised performances.
Getting there: Air New Zealand flies direct from Auckland to Tokyo.
Details: Kabuki Theatre, Tokyo. Tickets for individual acts from about 1000 ($12) or entire performances from 4000 to 22,000.
Online: kabuki-bito.jp/eng