Tim Roxborogh on the joys of moaning about your holiday

OE memories of being a highly abused resort DJ

There are few certainties as a human beyond the big established three: death, taxes and the fact that every male on planet Earth claims to have been a DJ at some point in his life. I'm no different and if you've got a spare half an hour and feel like being subjected to some yarns, you might want to start by asking me about that time I DJ-ed a dry wedding.

Needless to say, a tough crowd. But all my years

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