An E-A-D is a term usually reserved for the loser in gin-rummy and probably best left to your imagination.
Needless to say, there haven't yet been many I-F-Ds in 2016. Two, at last count.
Most people hit up the farmers' markets in tropical countries and try the exotic fruit but in Colombia I've been more interested in testing the local double-scoop produce.
The tally for A-F-Ds in 2016 is potentially even worse. Does mint count as a vegetable when it comes in a mojito?
Every cold beer tipped to a Caribbean sunset and every lick of a guanabana ripple only adds to the looming anvil of truth teetering above my summer holiday: This is about to end.
We all know the feeling: Last call at the Annual Leave Saloon.
Oddly, I'm a bit excited to start work. If only to steer my body through a few I-F and A-F-Ds. But I know from previous experience that all it will take is 48 hours at my desk and I'll be about ready for another break.
It's a good problem, but a problem nonetheless.
How to beat the back-to-work blues? Perhaps you'll subscribe to the notion that the only way to stay positive post-holiday is to immediately plan your next.
I think a better solution isn't to simply look forward to my next holidays but to find a way to take more holidays. Zip up your suitcase and check Expedia for cheap flights. It's time we moved to France.
Jack Tame is on NewstalkZB Saturdays, 9am-midday