Looking for something to do this Monday afternoon? What better way to spend your time than by staying inside and being consumed by the greatest day in American sport. Especially when armed with this Dummies'

What the heck is a Super Bowl?

OK then. Who's actually playing?

Last year's Super Bowl game sucked. Why should I watch this one?

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OK, but you haven't talked about the important part yet. Who is playing the halftime show?

Nope, I'm good with that halftime show. Back to the football - who are the main guys?

Any match-ups worth watching outside of the quarterbacks?

Who is winning?

How can I watch it?