SATIRE:

All Blacks head coach Steve Hansen caused quite the stir when it emerged that he gave the team both barrels - described by some as an "epic spray" - during halftime of the World Cup Pool B match against Namibia. Hansen, while admitting that he addressed the team's "wrong attitude" during the break, has refused to elaborate on exactly what he said - however, a secret microphone has picked up the dialogue between Hansen and his assistant Ian Foster during the match in Tokyo. Steve Braunias listened in.

First half

Steve Hansen:

Fozzie.

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Ian Foster: Yes, boss?

SH: Fozzie,

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Second half