World Cups are festivals of fun. Games of goodwill. You know how it goes: for seven weeks the world is in union. But every now and then a virus hits the software. This is what

10. South Africa goes to war with ... (oh) Canada!

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9. Man of the match? Seriously?

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8. Craig Joubert's mad dash

7. Barbed Wire Boks

6. The fast gets furious

5. The gold watch

4. Eliota goes nuclear

3. The curious case of the violently ill All Blacks

2. Dwarves are thrown

1. Max Brito breaks his neck