COMMENT:

In the history of humankind, there is yet to be proof that anything good has happened in a fast-food restaurant. Some would say ever but certainly not after midnight.

This isn't a closely-guarded secret or inside knowledge shared with the privileged few and it really isn't news to professional rugby players who are told countless times to be wary about where they take themselves on a night out.

To be wary also of how much they drink, not just on account of being high-performance athletes but also because alcohol impairs judgement and increases the likelihood of doing something dumb,

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