Pull the other one, mate
Comedian Maisie Adam (@MaisieAdam) tweeted that a kid she used to know claimed his father had come up with the saying "No way Jose". Her Twitter followers joined in with their own tall tales ...
1. My teacher, when I was about 8, said he was colour deaf. He made us shout out names of colours and said he couldn't hear us!
2. My granddad told me when I was 5 that I'd bitten his finger off as a baby (ring finger on his left hand only had a stump). It was only when I