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"My grand-niece told me today that there was a new boy in her class," writes Heather Levack. "He is from Turkey, and apart from being able to tell them his name, can speak no English. My niece decided it would be good if she learned some Turkish words ... So she and her friend learned a few phrases and then presented a little roleplay to her class where they introduced themselves to each other in Turkish. The teacher then photocopied some words and asked those interested in forming a Turkish Club to give him their name.

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