Why should we see your show?
Because I know where you live... Don't think I won't come around.
Tell us a joke in 25 words or less.
America voted George Bush to power... Twice. You just can't write material like that!
Who is the funniest person you know and why?
I'm in a fortunate position where this actually a really hard question to answer! Pretty much all of my mates are hilarious and not all of them are comedians... But, if I had to pick one, it'd be my friend Extremely Racist Mike. Man, that guy says some outrageous things!
If you were a Conchord, which one would you be and why? (Bret or Jemaine)
I know both of them so can't take sides here (they may be funny boys but they are human and have feelings too). I'm going to say that I'd be that Concord that crashed and burned in France a while ago. Pretty much sums up my love life...
Have you ever died on stage? What happened?
You bet. You're not a real comedian until you've got up in front of 100 people and completely failed to entertain them... I've had stuff thrown at me, I've had people walk out, I've had a guy try to punch me on stage and I've also pashed a male heckler just to shut him up... It worked!
What were you like as a child?
Awesome! But also interested in cross-dressing. I first got frocked up at age six and since then, I've never been the same.
If you weren't a comedian you'd be...
Chuck Norris' sparring partner. I reckon I could last at least one round before imminent death but at least I'd die awesomely!
April 22 and May 6
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