But make no mistake, despite lacking any legitimate responsibilities, the role is still extremely important to the hotel, according to Coco Collection’s director of marketing Shafa Shabeer.
“Beach is one of the most important jobs in the Maldives and at Coco Bodu Hithi, we have a lot of Beach,” Shabeer said.
“We look forward to seeing the Kenergy that entrants bring to their applications, and can’t wait to welcome the successful Beach candidate to Coco Bodu Hithi.”
Considering how important the job is, it’s no surprise there is a list of requirements applicants must meet before submitting a 150-word application declaring why they are “Kenough” for the role.
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According to the application page, requirements include:
- Ability to stand proudly in the sand
- Spend endless hours staring out over the Indian Ocean
- Keep track of the morning waves
- Empty their head of all thoughts
- Have their rollerblades with them at all times (though good luck using them on the sandy beaches of the island…)
- Be comfortable performing a moody solo musical number and/or group dance sequence
- Proficient at guitar
- Know the words to Push by Matchbox Twenty off by heart
- Have at least two pairs of sunglasses at all times
- Hold and lean on a surfboard
- Have 60 years of experience at Beach (preferred but not essential)