The area sorely lacks in cellphone reception, but hosts John and Toni Glover compensate with a fireplace, hot-tub and a schedule that includes jazz night, nature seminars and photography workshops.
But to test our sense of direction, Arrowtown was the place to be.
The quest is a treasure hunt on mountain bike and running shoes, stretching from the outskirts of town into neighbouring hills, forest and streams. A record 80 teams armed with maps and clues had six hours to find as many of the 82 tags as possible.
Perhaps lacking in ambition, we opted for a laid-back approach while soaking up the sights and aromas of Arrowtown, including the old Chinese settlement from the days of the gold rush.
Race director Geoff Hunt had no problems with this: "If you get sick of the race after an hour, hand in your answers and head off to the pub."
We biked through the non-threatening paved streets for two hours before trudging off into the bush. By 2pm, the daunting task of trekking into the aptly named Big Hill Area seemed too much. Within 30 minutes, we had raised the white flag and taken to drinking beer by the riverside.
"You've done well," Hunt said sardonically as we trotted over the finish line.