Latest from Sir Bob Jones

Bob Jones: Diehard lefties a threat to political process

TV is the equivalent of comics when it comes to serious journalism, although undoubtedly it contributes a useful visual element, but that's it, writes Bob Jones.

Bob Jones: Key in yet another jam

National's re-election hopes potentially lie in tatters after allegations John Key had a second scone for afternoon tea, writes Bob Jones.

Why I think ponytailgate is nonsense

I dutifully give my 7-year-old daughter's ponytail the occasional tug, writes Bob Jones. That incestuous confession should excite the Human Rights mob.

No pretty girls in provinces

As fast as they come off the production line, they sensibly up sticks for the big smoke, writes Bob Jones. "There's a reverse flow from city to country by plain, husband-seeking fat girls."

Bob Jones: Sick of nanny state? Well say hello to a nappy one

Do I wear a lifejacket? Never, writes Bob Jones. It's part of the pleasure, zipping about solely in shorts and a hat but mollycoddling know-alls abound.

Bob Jones: Enrich poor with home ownership

Unsurprisingly, the Government's state housing sale to the Salvation Army fell over. And so it should as it was a bad idea, writes Bob Jones.

Bob Jones: All that red tape's tying us in knots

It would be impossible to gain design approval and build the Empire State building in under five years in Auckland today, despite modern technology, writes Bob Jones.

Bob Jones: Who's ya daddy? Could be anyone

Bob Jones writes: Female gullibility is essential for the continuation of the species, thus we must take the bad with the good.

Bob Jones: Get ahead - go and get a hat

Start a fad wearing a dead cat on your head, claim it's "in" and that lot would instantly succumb, resulting in widespread catacide, writes Bob Jones.

Bob Jones: Cheap labour will fix housing crisis

The solution to Auckland's serious housing shortage is - when viewed calmly - logical, writes Bob Jones. Emulate Dubai, and hire cheap overseas workers.

Bob Jones: Cunliffe should man up and quit

Bob Jones writes: Serial apologiser Labour party leader David Cunliffe should put aside his sorrow at being a man and do the manly thing.

Bob Jones: It's gruelling and depressing, but it's democracy

Most of us have had euphoric moments so overwhelming as to be etched on one's memory ever more.

Bob Jones: Bureaucrats wallowing in cultural correctness

'The Pope's Losing Battle with the Mob", headlined Warsaw's Polityka newspaper.

Bob Jones: Ridicule - a small price to pay for fleeting fame

When I wrote recently that this election was done and dusted, a storm of protest erupted on the <i>NZ Herald</i>'s website from Labour's deeply unattractive, rabid tribalists.

Bob Jones: Ignorance is bliss for today's uninformed youth