Kev and The Godfather are recovering from a late Friday night watching the Black Caps degrade Steve Smith's Australians at the home of the Dalai Lama. They celebrate the life and times of Test player #140, Gareth Hopkins, and his wife's love of kiwifruit.

A smorgasbord of Emails From Around the World zero in on wasting India, Yashi's excitement in Agra, Muzz on Hogan and Watto, an Indian shop owner in America, pitch prep in the UK, pouring sugar and the dearth of Kiwi cricketers called John is confirmed.

Violence Corner is with Virat Kohli and a 3-legged horse. The song is totally, utterly Indian and quite good.

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