"You're guaranteed to get some balls coming your way from the slog sweep," added Elliot Larkin of Torbay.
Matt Crawford, of Palmerston North, said it had been decided before the game he would be the designated catcher and his friends would create a "circle of composure" around him. Any winnings would be split between the group.
"But now they've all gone and bought shirts and the whole thing's gone down the gurgler," he said. "So now it's each man for himself."
I opted for the tried and true; down the ground for that lofted drive over cover. Everyone hits it there, right?
I tried to channel the advice of coaches from my schoolboy cricketing days as I jostled for position with a burly bloke in a sombrero. Watch the batsman, keep your body low and keep your eyes on the ball.
Smack. Aaron Finch crunches a Tim Southee delivery into the crowd for a straight six. I make the call to move to where the ball has just landed. This sombrero guy's too full-on anyway. But as I'm making my way to the new spot, Southee finds his zone and clean bowls Finch. Typical.
I think Larry Prasad of the Greenlane Cricket Club has the right idea.
"If the ball comes this way, the only thing to do is to put your hand up and hope for the best. It would be an absolute fluke - probably a one in a million chance. You may as well just enjoy the cricket."
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