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Scotty Stevenson: Serious business that doesn't take itself too seriously

By Scott Stevenson
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3 Aug, 2014 05:00 PM5 mins to read

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What's more important is what the Glasgow Commonwealth Games have done for the Games themselves, writes Scott Stevenson. Photo / Greg Bowker

What's more important is what the Glasgow Commonwealth Games have done for the Games themselves, writes Scott Stevenson. Photo / Greg Bowker

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On Sunday night, the staff and patrons of Alfredo's Bar watched the closing ceremony of the XXth Commonwealth Games. They watched it on the big screen, on a wall facing the broken bathroom door, but not on the telly in the corner - that one's reserved for horse racing.

Donna and Amanda were there, the bleach-blonde mother-daughter eye-rolling long-suffering barmaid combo. They poured pints of the local best for middle-aged off-duty Glaswegian taxi drivers at the bar and shook their heads at the banter.

Jim and Johnny sat in a booth in the corner, a form guide spread out on the table, fresh pints in hand. They had been taking turns getting up to take the brisk trip to the bookie next door, down the three flights of steps, and back again. Thirsty work, that is.

Alan and Dave popped in, and stayed until some time just before closing. Donna knocked off and Richie, a Stephen Merchant doppelganger, came in to start his shift and to end the day's trade. And then the bar was shut after a warning call of "last drinks" and that was that.

Come 9am Monday, Alfredo's - the best bad pub in all of central Glasgow - was once again open for business, but the XXth Commonwealth Games had been closed for good.

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The word "legacy" has been worn out through overuse since these Games began but you do wonder what kind of "legacy" these Games will leave. It pays to be wary of corporate claims about benefits to the local economy (estimated by the organisers to be 52 million ($103 million) at the halfway stage of the Games. But really? How do they know this? Did they physically count it? And who is it actually benefiting?) so we won't bother going there.

What's more important, perhaps, is what the Glasgow Games have done for the Games themselves. Have these friendly Games managed to revitalise a brand that was in need of an update? Or will no amount of royal photo bombs and Scottish ceremonial confection convince the cynics that these Games are anything but past their "best by" date.

Cynics, critics, haters, whatever. Opinions are like, well, you know how the saying goes. Ask the athletes though, like Kirani James, the Grenadian fresh prince of the track who broke the Commonwealth Games record in the 400m, and you'll hear him talk in glowing terms about the standard of competition here in Glasgow.

In fact, that's the endless refrain from the athletes here on the side of the Clyde. Weightlifting gold medallist Richie Patterson talked of it after Kiribati's David Katoatau's history-making clean and jerk on Wednesday night. Nigeria's Blessing Okagbare talked about it after her 100m victory. DJ Forbes and Gordon Tietjens talked about it after their sevens final at Ibrox. More than 100 Games records tumbled in the first week of competition. It's clear to see the athletes aren't making this stuff up.

If the purpose of this event is to afford us the chance to watch world-class athletes performing at their very best, and to be inspired by that, then the XXth Commonwealth Games has more than met its brief. Scotland has celebrated its stars of the Games, I'm sure New Zealand is doing the same, and I know Kiribati is still partying for David Katoatau.

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Maybe there's something else that these Games leave for us: a reminder that it's okay to have a bit of fun, even in the serious business of winning; to have a laugh even through the disappointment; to enjoy the moment, even though it's fleeting; and to be yourself, just as Scotland has been, just how our athletes have been. Back at Alfredo's Jim ordered a pint for me. He popped it down on the bar and before I had a chance to thank him he smiled, patted me on the back and said, simply and sincerely, "You're most welcome." Then he turned to Amanda, threw her some quality chat and turned to walk away. She rolled her eyes, smiled her long-suffering smile and shot straight back, "Get your head out ya arse!"

I looked around the bar one last time - I loved every bit of its awfulness - and I tried to think of a way to sum up these Games. It's a great festival of sport, really. It knows what it is and where it stands. It hasn't completely sold its soul to the corporates, yet. It's a serious business that doesn't take itself too seriously.

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Maybe Amanda the Bar Lady was on to it. Maybe the Commonwealth Games are simply there to remind you that it's okay to have a bit of fun along the way. They're the Games that shout to you in a full Weegie accent to get your head out ya arse.

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