Steve Braunias on the saga of planning the TVNZ-RNZ merger. Image / RNZ
OPINION
Willie Jackson: The way I see it is that a successful merger between TVNZ and RNZ will need the guiding hand of a media slut.
Simon Bridges: I had just filed 300 words onthe meaning of life for Grocery News and was about to start work on a podcast version of my book, when Willie Jackson called.
Willie Jackson: I said to Simon, “Job going with TV and radio.”
RNZ: Our next guest on Morning Report is a quivering mass of jelly. Thank you for joining us, Paul Goldsmith.
Willie Jackson: Both organisations are keen to share news content.
RNZ: Private consultants working on the public media mega-merger are on contracts worth up to almost $9000 a week, and an average of almost $6000 a week.
TVNZ: Private consultants working on the public media mega-merger are on contracts worth up to almost $9000 a week, and an average of almost $6000 a week.
Jacinda Ardern: Consultants earning up to almost $9000 a week! Sounds about right.
Willie Jackson: Our handling of the merger is transparent.
Melissa Lee: As National’s broadcasting spokesperson, I asked Willie Jackson for a cost-benefit analysis of the $370 million merger of TVNZ and RNZ.
Willie Jackson: I told Melissa Lee to come see me in my office and I’d show her the paperwork.
Melissa Lee: I went to his office but he wasn’t there.
Jacinda Ardern: Transparency! Never going to happen.
Willie Jackson: I ran into Kris Faafoi.
Kris Faafoi: I said to him, “You don’t look well. How’s it going?”
Willie Jackson: I told him that the merger was a dog and no one wanted it and it was a waste of money and time.
Kris Faafoi: I said, “Do you want my advice?”
Willie Jackson: I went back to the office and added another $9000 contract to the merger budget.