Unfair airfares

With another "boring" week of school break staring at solo dad's 9-year-old "dynamic" daughter, I decided to check expedia.com for flights to Melbourne, Australia, where the temperature was 25C. To my amazement, I was able to get non-stop airfares for two on Virgin Australia and accommodation in Central Melbourne for a total of $1400. However, this was only from Auckland and it seemed kind of weird that when I punched in a Nelson departure I got a crazy high amount.

So I booked from Auckland at this incredible price and then found out that it would cost me


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