A shame, because things had been going so well. The test Evoque was not the default diesel, but the Si4 2.0-litre turbo-petrol. It doesn't match the torque of the oil-burning Evoques yet, with 176kW/340Nm it offers highly technical zing that really injects enjoyment into the baby Rangie's agile handling. The Si4 is also the fastest Evoque in the range, to 100km/h in 7.6 seconds, compared with the turbo diesel SD4's 8.5 seconds.
You pay for that performance, but not in the purchase price: our Evoque Dynamic five-door vehicle costs the same $104,990 with either engine. But the petrol does consume an extra two litres of fuel per 100km (combined figure 8.7l).
The Evoque served me incredibly well that weekend: part sports car, part luxury express. I drove through the night, cosseted in high-quality leather and wood, listening to a high-quality sound system. I ascended a mountain (on tarmac, mind) and soaked in the view. Even picnicked in the back of the thing, which worked pretty well - even though the Evoque has a conventional hatchback-style single-piece tailgate, not a split design with a lower half you can sit on, like larger Range Rovers.
It's expensive, the Evoque. The price of our Dynamic-specification test car means you don't have to restrict yourself to compact crossovers if you're looking for alternatives. These days, you can get into a Mercedes-Benz ML for less than $100k.
But a high price doesn't diminish the Evoque's desirability. Perhaps costing so much makes it worthier to some. It is a Range Rover, after all. It's just that it looks small when you park it next to a mountain.