While I waited for my replacement meal my generous friends shared bites of theirs, and each was terrific; the half-chook was cooked to perfection with a taut golden skin and flesh that was still succulent and luscious. The quinoa salad was a sprightly companion for the bird. The steak - a sirloin that the menu warns "comes with fat" - was cooked to perfection, albeit that the eater had ordered it "well done, please". How the chef managed to cook it so and keep it juicy was a feat in itself. That lack of judgment was another. The veal cotoletta was beautiful; soft and tender leaves of veal crumbed and fried to golden and piled with rocket and flakes of parmesan - and dressed, it's fair to say, with a little too much olive oil. Tut tut, we loved it.
They'd captured the seasons perfectly in the side dishes too with fresh asparagus, chargrilled with a lemon crumb; and beetroot baked to meltingly soft and given a lick of balsamic. These were sides that sang, not sagged.
The second version of my fish arrived and it was a different dish altogether - I could taste the delicate turbot, the polenta crumb was still seasoned, but not overpoweringly so. Marvellous.
We'd started the night with bruschetta - gently chargrilled so the lingering taste was reminiscent of a campfire - topped with chunks of slow-cooked lamb and smashed minted peas and another version had gently smoked trevally paired with orange segments and thin sickles of red onion for a fresh burst of flavour. The risotto balls too, we'd enjoyed, made with beetroot and a soft centre of creamy, salty feta.
And would you think us greedy if I told you we ordered three puddings - the best tiramisu in town, a lemon posset and a suitably wobbly panna cotta with boozy cherries? It was far too much food, to be honest, but we couldn't resist.
Coco's Cantina is still a charmer with its eclectic mix of diners, both pierced and pashmina'd, staff who are cocky but never arrogant and food that's, well, bloody fantastic. You feel like you're dining in someone's home, where mistakes sometimes happen, but you can all laugh about it later. How lovely is that?
From the menu: Bruschetta - lamb + minted peas $16.50/smoked fish + orange $15; risotto balls $12; roasted chicken $30.50; veal cotoletta $28.50; sirloin $29.50; pan-fried turbot $30.50; balsamic beets $8.50; asparagus $8.50; panna cotta $13, lemon pots $12, tiramisu $13
Drinks: Fully licensed