At least nine years of experience and a willingness to pay for food are just some of the fanciful requirements a mum has laid out in her ad looking for a babysitter.
The list of rules were initially posted to Facebook but a social media user uploaded a copy of the ridiculous ad to Reddit, with the caption: "Delusional babysitter requirements."
It is not clear exactly what country the poster is from, but the request that the sitter be a "Trump fan" suggests it is likely the US.
Some of the more unbelievable requests include, having a degree in childcare or nine years of experience, being native English speaking and also able to speak a second language to teach the children, no tattoos, must have 100 per cent attendance and be willing to pay for snacks.
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But if all of this wasn't ridiculous enough, the poster also added that they would be only offering $10 ($A13.50) an hour for what would be an extremely experienced childcare worker.
"I will be offering $10/hr under the table cash," the post read.
"It's like making $15/hr normally but without paying tax."
Read the full list of eccentric rules below: