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New Zealand has gone soft. We are becoming a nation of safe space wimps. Spoilt scared little pussy cats.

I'm the worst. The underfloor heating in our bathroom isn't working at the moment. To my pampered feet it's like crossing molten lava getting to the shower in the morning.

This is not good. Humans shouldn't have underfloor heating at all. We definitely shouldn't feel like we need it. For God's sake, Auckland's a subtropical paradise.

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