Monday night mealtime finds a mum in meltdown: Beck Vass shares a rage-filled evening featuring a distracted husband, an origami dolphin and what she is certain are the world's naughtiest children.

I'm tired. My kids were horrendous all weekend and I am shattered with the emotional exhaustion of it. I know what it is. It is an entanglement of them being brats and me not taking enough time to "fill my bucket".

But here we are.

I was so annoyed by it, I barely slept on Sunday night.


I'd also had a fight with my husband (which I mentioned to