3. TRX rows (holding on to straps and using your body weight as resistance to pull into a row - it works lateral muscles)
4. Push ups
5. Ropes (waving big heavy ropes to work the arms and shoulders)
6. V pose (bending your body into a V while sitting on the ground, holding hands under knees for support - works core muscles).
The idea was to work my way through the list starting with 1 and 2, then doing 1, 2 and 3, then 1, 2, 3 and 4 and so on until I ran through the whole list, doing each exercise each time for one minute. Once I'd done that, I'd work my way backwards, dropping off exercise 1, then 2 etc.
The ladder climbs I was fine with. My squat technique is much improved so that was also fine, likewise the TRX rows and the V pose. The push ups, however, were awful.
My entire upper body was screaming out as I dipped my arms down what I'm sure was just a few centimetres. Allow me to add to this picture of pathetic: they weren't even proper push ups. They were the rest-on-your-knees variety. My 7-year-old can do a better push up than me.
Following that up with the ropes was torture. Those things are really heavy!
Lynsey told me that since it was my birthday she'd let me off doing the last rope and V pose minutes. Not a quitter, I told her thanks but I'd regret not completing the set so I pushed on, a lather of sweat and aching arms.
As I drove home, I could feel every muscle in my arms as I held on to the steering wheel. If they were sore then, imagine how painful they would be the next day. How would I get my arms up high enough to wash my hair in the shower later in the week? (Answer: you won't - you'll dig the dry shampoo out from the back of your bathroom cupboard and use that instead!)
Guess there's still some work to do on my upper body strength, huh.
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