Weddings, weddings and more weddings feature in the women's mags this week, and, of course, a smattering of potential break-ups.
The Woman's Day cover story exclusive claims Jo Cotton "Plans her Dream Wedding". But lo and behold, Cotton and boyfriend, bar manager Daniel Shields, are not actually planning to get
married.
However, Jo says, "we have talked about marriage. Of course we have. When you're in love you talk about that sort of thing." She goes on to say that she would like to wear a Jane Yeh dress on the big day, which would be held in a vineyard. Or Queenstown. Or somewhere else "closer to home". Her mum, being a celebrant, might do the ceremony, but might not, because "I'd want her to relax and enjoy the day".
Shields sees wedding bells in their future too - "We have discussed it and the idea appeals more now".
Hope they have given consideration to their married name. Mrs and Mr Cotton Shields has an interesting ring to it.
Elsewhere in the Day there are "shock pics" of Sienna Miller - shocking because she hurt her arm swimming.
And in the latest on the Brangelinafer saga, Angelina Jolie left three voicemail messages on Jennifer Aniston's phone in May, sources reveal. She said Jen should call her because "things aren't what they seem". But Jen didn't call back, instead "blasting" Bad Brad for giving Ange the number. Goodness, where will it end?
Not in marriage in a hurry anyway, according to Woman's Weekly.
Apparently they want to wait to be sure they are doing the right thing.
On the potential break-up front, the Weekly reports Madonna's obsession with learning to ride horses is going to spell disaster for her marriage. Getting knocked out and with broken bones after her 47th birthday riding accident has prompted husband Guy Ritchie to say "stay off" until she is better.
Common sense? Or something more sinister? Not to mention Tom Cruise being snapped looking down fiancee Katie Holmes' top. Will their marriage plans continue? And another Spice girl looks like breeding. Scary Spice, Mel C, wants to be a mama. Of course, not right now, but in a few years, with construction manager boyfriend Thomas Starr.
