But despite this, I know that I can't stop the paparazzi media machine, so if you can't beat them, why not join them?
If we can harness the influence that celebrities have to change peoples' behaviour for the better then, you simply have to do what works most efficiently.
Not only have Conservation International pulled in the big name celebrities, but HP has pledged to donate $1 (up to $1 million) for every time someone uses #NatureIsSpeaking on social media platforms.
Lets hope this plethora of stars can, at the very least, spark an interest in the natural resources that we exploit, ruin and often take for granted. Hopefully it will convince a farmer to plant a riparian strip, Coca-Cola to use glass bottles instead of plastic, a supermarket to ban the sale of products that contain palm oil or a new parent to use cloth nappies.
However small each action may seem, on a global scale it makes a true difference. Never before has it been easier for us to spread messages about good behaviour. That's right, the things we can do to improve the environment we share.
Why not try it yourself? Next time you go onto social media, instead of combing the gossip columns or perusing the internet for something negative to say, try posting about something you have done that has made a positive difference for yourself or other people.
If you must follow celebrities fashion and behaviour, then perhaps take a leaf from the books of those listed above.
Kevin Spacey is The Rainforest
Penelope Cruz is Water
Robert Redford is The Redwood
Julia Roberts is Mother Nature