The Righteous Gemstones (Neon)

Ah, yep. There it is. Ten minutes and 36 seconds into the first episode of The Righteous Gemstones, the show's first on-screen penis.

This is nothing less than what we were promised by Danny McBride's new HBO comedy series, now streaming on Neon. "There is a dick in [close to] every episode," executive producer Jody Hill promised while doing the press rounds last month. "There is one episode that has about six dicks in it," teased Edi Patterson, who plays Judy Gemstone, the sister in the show's titular family of greedy, amoral televangelists.

The obvious question,