Norman Holtzhausen writes: "We spotted this sign at Aotea [near Kawhia on the West Coast]. It would be great if I could buy my muscles grown on a farm? We were a bit disappointed when we got there to find just a whole lot of floats and ropes floating in the water covered in mussels."

Twentieth century slang that should be brought back

8. Tickety-boo

7. Kerfuffle

6. Cruisin' for a bruisin'


5. Knuckle sandwich

4. Cool beans

3. Donkey's years

2. Gallivanting

1. On it like a car bonnet

(Via @AdamCSharp)

Small world stories

"Just after moving into a


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