Best Kiwi nicknames

1.

A group at high school were trying to guess each other's middle names. One piped up, saying, "You'll guess mine, it's easy." She became Easy Rogers from that day on.

2.

A dude with the last name Frame gets A-Frame, but prefers Zimmer.

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3.

When we had the puberty talk at intermediate, the teacher asked if anyone knew the proper word for testicles. A kid put his hand up and answered "Tentacles". As far as I'm aware that's still his name.

4.

Caitlin gets Caketin and yes she lives in Wellington.

5.

The groom found out

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