Wedding fails

1.

Went to a wedding on a farm. The ceremony was completely drowned out by the sound of a cow giving birth in the nearby shed.

2.

I was best man at my friend's second wedding. I started my speech with "welcome back everyone". He was not happy.

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3.

I went to a beach wedding. While the bride was walking down the aisle a flock of seagulls flew over the seated guests and one dropped a fish head on the mother of the bride.

(Via @Jimmyfallon)

Small World Stories

1.

Simon writes: "I worked as a tour guide