COMMENT:

Pets behaving badly

1. "We used to live in a converted church which was within a working churchyard. Burials were very rare — perhaps only once or twice a year — but the council were abysmal at informing us when a burial was going to take place. We once arrived home to find a burial in progress. And our entire flock of freerange ducks congregating around loudly begging the mourners for food; and our cats desperately trying to jump into the freshly-dug grave. Had we known, we'd have kept the cats indoors for the day and put the ducks

Scratched out driving?

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