Kerry sent a picture to her mum, who lives on Vancouver Island, showing that avocados in NZ are nearly $10 each right now. Her mum sends back four pictures of her and dad harvesting their avocado crop, just to rub it in. "Then I looked closer," writes Kerry. "And saw they had attached the avocados to the trees with fishing line. Gotta love their cheekiness at 83!"

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