5. At Air NZ in the 80s we had a guy we called "the London fog" because he would never lift - anything!
6. I met an old Englishmen in Melbourne who was universally known as "Seaweed". He constantly said, "that's for sure" (foreshore).
7. At work there was a woman called Monique, known as Mo. She would often not turn up for her shifts so we nicknamed her "No Show Mo".
8. I worked with a man nicknamed "Major". He was the maintenance foreman and every job he was asked to do was a major job.
9. One of the best nicknames was Wallabies captain John Eales, called "Nobody" because "nobody's perfect". (He was very good).
10. "The Lantern" - a bit dim and always has to be carried.
Dog proves his own innocence
"I used to live in the country," writes a Reddit user. "We kept finding dead, mauled baby chicks and blaming the dog. So one day she brought us a live one to show she wasn't hurting them, led us to the chicken coop, and showed us the hole they'd been falling out of. They'd fall out and get attacked by wildlife."
Carb craving explained
The desire to stuff our face with carbs can now be explained. It was assumed that we could only detect five different primary tastes: sweet, salty, sour, bitter and, added to the list seven years ago, umami (a savoury taste). Oregon State University researchers believe we're capable of tasting a "starchy" flavour too. The participants called the taste "starchy" as opposed to sweet, with Asian participants describing the flavour as "rice-like". Caucasians described it as "bread-like" or "pasta-like". They were even able to make out the "starchy" flavour when they were given compounds that blocked their tongue's receptors for sweet tastes - which seems to prove that starch and sugars are separate tastes.
Deal breaker?
"First time sleeping over at her place. Should I leave now?"
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