Samuel L. Jackson has delivered his own hilarious expletive-ridden beginner's guide to the series in just eight minutes, taking us right up until "is Jon Snow dead?"
This recap is full of pearlers, but here are some of the best moments with the full clip to follow:
"The first thing you need to know about this world is - no, not dragons. F*** those dragons. Focus!"
Fill in the blanks: He's had enough of these ... dragons on this ... show.
On Winter coming:
Winter is coming. Photo / HBO
"The seasons in this place last a ridiculously long time - everyone has just come out of a long, long summer so let's just say they ain't too happy about winter coming.
This is how Samuel L Jackson wants you to meet Ramsay Bolton.
By far the best part of this is the above picture, which Samuel L Jackson thought was best to represent everything Ramsay Bolton is about. Well played, sir. Well played.
On Cersei Lannister:
Cersei Lannister. Photo / HBO
"Cersei thinks she's a good leader but she ain't, she's pretty much the Marie Antoinette of this whole situation."
On Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons:
Mo' power, mo' problems. Photo / HBO
"Mo' power, mo' problems."
Enough said.
The video itself:
If you're looking for a deep dive into every plot twist across the series so far, this isn't the recap for you - but it's a great way to refresh your memory or get introduced to Game of Thrones during the long wait for season 7.
