Every year at this time, Bronx-born Macy's shoe salesman Henry Vega said he has to double down on his resolve to manoeuvre pavements full of shopping-bag carrying, picture-taking, map-holding tourists.
"I tell them, 'New York is a fast-paced town; we get up in the morning and we get on the go, and 24 hours isn't enough'," said Vega, 54, as he noshed on a slice of pizza, standing, between shifts. "They tell me, 'You guys are always in a rush'."
Vega's trick for navigating the holiday-time footpaths of New York?
"I already know I'm going to zigzag," he said. "Sometimes I walk in the street."
But tourists say it's no walk in the park for them, either.
Joanie Micksy, 47, was visiting New York with her 17-year-old daughter Sarah last week from their home in Greenville, Pennsylvania, when she received a not-so-gentle reminder that she was in somebody's way.
"She just said, 'Excuse me,' but in a totally snotty way," Micksy said as she waited at a Times Square intersection to look up directions on her phone. "She said it like I got in her way on purpose. Like that was my goal when I got up this morning."
In 2010, an improv group disguised as city transportation workers used chalk to divide a footpath in two, leaving the right lane open for speed-walking New Yorkers, and the left for picture-taking tourists. The video went viral.
At Rockefeller Centre, site of the 23m Christmas tree, companies with offices in the building each year urge their employees to avoid the outdoors when exiting during the nationally televised tree lighting earlier this month - suggesting they escape to the subway system via an underground concourse level.
Shawn Hicks, 26, a courier from Brooklyn who works in Manhattan, said that while complaining about the ambulatory annoyances of the holiday season was every New Yorker's right, he didn't think it was necessarily just.
"If you're touring another country, what are you going to do?" he asked of his fellow locals. "So it'll take you 10 seconds longer, so what?"
But Moran dismissed the Kumbaya approach and suggested tourists take note before venturing into the concrete jungle.
"Watch the locals," he said. "Learn from the locals."
- AP