Bathroom: Large and luxurious. Split into little alcoves hosting a bath, walk-in shower and toilet, all beautifully decorated with Moorish doorways and mosaic tiles.
Toiletries: By Les Sens de Marrakech — little scented bottles of heaven.
Facilities: Three restaurants; Les Jardins de Bala, serving Indian and Asian cuisine, Marocain, serving traditional dishes, and for fine French cuisine, Relais de Paris. Guests are also spoilt for choice with three heated pools to choose from, while the Spa by Carita offers traditional hammams, manicures and even haircuts.
The bed: A comfortable four-poster king bed, decorated daily with rose petals.
What's so good about this place: As well as French and Arabic, the lovely staff all spoke English and were on-call for our every whim.
Food & drinks: We dined at Marocain, ordering lamb tagine and chicken couscous, while enjoying the hotel's live entertainment. Local musicians sing along to their instruments and swing the tassels on their fez hats to the beat. Breakfast is served in the same restaurant and is an endless buffet of eggs, fresh fruit, crepes made to order, and of course, thé a la menthe.
What's in the neighbourhood: Jemaa el Fna, Bahia Palace, and Majorelle Gardens are all within walking distance of the hotel.
Noise: Be prepared to be woken around 5am by the call to prayer from the mosque, which we didn't mind. But if you need your beauty sleep, take ear plugs.
Would I stay here again? Absolutely.
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Les Jardins de la Koutoubia is at 26 rue de la Koutoubia, Marrakesh, Morocco. Phone: +212 524 388 800.