Bed: Firm but comfortable king, with lush monogrammed linen and soft pillows, and a wooden headboard with intricate carved patterns.
Bathroom: Luxurious. The star of the room is the deep, green marble soaking tub, with two shower heads, including a rain shower. The vanity is also green marble, with a large sink and full-height mirror on the door. The height of the bath means it can be slightly precarious to enter it via a box step, but bath mats are provided for grip.
Toiletries: His and hers Le Sens de Marrakech products in Amber and Musk, in eco-friendly refillable glass bottles. Delicious.
Facilities: Three pools — two outdoor and one indoor, a spa and hammam, a gift shop, a library, tennis courts, table-tennis tables, a farm, a well-equipped gym, a restaurant, and the gorgeous Asmoun Lounge — a relaxing space in a Berber tent with a full balcony, bar, pool table and fireplace.
Food and drink: Breakfast is served on the pool bar terrace and is a la carte, with a glorious selection of typical Moroccan fare, such as Berber porridge, or Western classics, such as eggs benedict. Breakfast also comes with a tray of starter pastries, cakes and breads, with confit figs, locally made honey, and preserves. The Moroccan mint tea is a must to wash it all down. Lunch can be served poolside or in various locations around the hotel, also a la carte. A note in your room directs you towards the night's dinner location, which can be on the rooftop terrace, by the pool (with a weekly screening of Casablanca on a projector) or by the reflection pool.
We couldn't get enough of the Berber Feast on our first night — a selection of tagines, couscous and Moroccan salads. It was enough to feed an army, but we did our best.
Wi-Fi: Free and fast. Especially impressive given the remote location.
Noise: Only the call to prayer from the mosques of neighbouring villages. And occasional chatter from the resident ducks, peacocks, mules and donkeys.
Price: Rooms from $1064 per night; deluxe suite $1780 per night. Half and full board options available.
Extras: Richard Branson's mother, Eve, has worked tirelessly in this area to create the Eve Branson Foundation, which works with local villages to help young people learn craft skills. Many of their products can be purchased in an onsite boutique, with profits going to the creator of the piece, and their village.
Contact: virginlimitededition.com.
Perfect for: Honeymooners or those looking to switch off from technology and reality in an exotic luxury setting.