"Don't sweat it," I reassured her. "We're not going to talk to each other anyway."
Flight time: We departed four minutes early. The scheduled 3hr 10m flight arrived 20 minutes early.
My seat: I was in 46A — a window seat behind the bit with the extra legroom and all the babies. Baby count: three screamers.
Fellow passengers: Holidaymakers. My colleague and I were the only people going home without tans.
How full: Full to bursting.
Entertainment: A bunch of Lions' rugby supporters asked to hand out the lollies. Usually this is a gig reserved for the kids. Great to see them spreading their tourism cash throughout the region.
The service: They got the 'Air NZ vibe' just right. The couple next to me were cheekily asked to "hurry up with your cuddling — some of us have work to do".
Food and drink: Lamb casserole with big chunks of lamb, chickpeas, rice and spinach. Caramel slice from Pandoro. Yum.
The toilets: No problems here.
The airport experience: Nadi has a great new extension to its terminal. A huge improvement on the cramped and hot predecessor. Back in Auckland — like going back in time — we had to travel by bus from the plane to the terminal.
The bottom line: It was great. No one — except the hostee — talked to me for three hours.