The former ride is a joyous thrill in which you're placed in small cars and whipped around the desert set in a race with your fellow guests. There are just enough hair-raising bends and dips to keep the tension up and really lend the ride a sense of speed. As for the Guardians ride, that's something else entirely. Not only is it a colossal vertical drop, but the ride sends you in both directions — throwing you sky high, offering a light glimpse of your altitude above the park, before you're overcome by a stomach-churning sensation of weightlessness and suddenly you're falling again. Don't eat anything too heavy before you go on this ride, and make sure you find somewhere to rest your quaky knees afterwards.
The older, more classic rides over in Disneyland Resort still offer their own bursts of fun. The Indiana Jones Adventure is exactly what I had expected it to be, with enough near-misses with approaching boulders or tomb-raiding foes to last me a lifetime. The Pirates of the Caribbean ride is a swashbuckling adventure that offers a unique insight into what inspired the film franchise.
Another thing you're reminded of in both parks is just how many different franchises come under Disney; I had almost forgotten they're in charge of Star Wars until we went on both Space Mountain and Star Tours — The Adventures Continue. The former is an almost pitch-black roller coaster, which, in its sensory deprivation, offers an extra level of thrill to its twists and turns, and the latter is a 3D cinematic adventure through the beloved stories.
For those who are completely put off by the idea of being thrown around by giant hunks of metal, there's always the gloriously tranquil Soarin' Around the World over in Disney California Adventure Park. This ride involves simply sitting in a chairlift which hangs you in a sort of inversely concave screen, projecting stunning drone footage of locations across the planet. The experience is wonderful — particularly as certain smells, sounds and sensations are gently thrown at you to match each location.
After a day of adventuring, I was shown — in the most Kiwi way possible — how Disney truly brings people together. Through Instagram, I discovered in the early afternoon that a friend I hadn't seen since high school back in Orewa was also at Disneyland that same day. Two hours later, we met under the famed Sleeping Beauty castle and took a photo together. Just as Disneyland was beginning to overwhelm me, I found a little slice
of home.
FACT BOX
GETTING THERE
Air New Zealand flies from Auckland to LA, with one-way Economy Class fares from $939.
DETAILS
disneyland.disney.go.com