OpinionBob Jones: Welcome illegal immigrants with open armsA contentious issue in the Australian election was illegal migration, the party leaders competing for the harshest tactics to deal with it, writes Bob Jones.09 Dec 04:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Lighten up, you're offending the rest of usWe live in an unprecedented age of offence-seeking, writes Bob Jones.02 Dec 04:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Dumb, dumber - and letters to the editorPerhaps the letters editor publishes particularly stupid opinions for readers' entertainment, writes Bob Jones. Conspiracists always being a particular source of delight.25 Nov 04:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Einstein was right - It's a generation of idiotsWe are developing a world of halfwits, writes Bob Jones. Much worse than cellphones is computer addiction, which is turning many into zombies, living a lonely existence of marriage to a cyberspace world.11 Nov 04:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Did you hear the one about the bishop ... ?Recently, to much mirth, the capital's new Anglican Bishop despoiled his lovely cathedral's entrance by residing there in a wooden crate.04 Nov 04:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Racial jibes - times have changedCartoonists moaned when Rowling became Prime Minister in 1974, being unable to caricature him.14 Oct 04:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Rape a risk for those who don't act sensiblyBob Jones isn't impressed by the 'hysterical over-the-top' reaction to a judge's comments from a trial for robbery and indecent assault on two German tourists.30 Sep 04:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Back to economic Stone AgeBob Jones is gobsmacked at the actions of Wayne and Sharon, who set up a website aimed at swapping goods.23 Sep 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Black Ferns just don't have goods to win ratingsI laughed out loud when I read a Wellington woman's naive newspaper complaint about television's failure to cover the Black Ferns women's rugby team.16 Sep 05:30 PM
OpinionJones: Capital gains tax a sign of envyThe recent clamour for capital gains tax, like so many cries from the mob throughout history, stems from envy and ignorance, writes Bob Jones.02 Sep 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Continuing to ban organ sales makes no senseWe don't need two kidneys. The donor operation is not onerous and the odds of the remaining one failing are minuscule, writes Bob Jones.26 Aug 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Even trees can't grow for dullards' fear of changeIf it was my choice, I'd rip out all the native plants and replace them with aesthetically superior deciduous trees, writes Bob Jones.19 Aug 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Stay perfect, George, don't grow upThe fact is we're badly designed, for in a perfect world Peter Pan-like children ideally would never grow up, writes Bob Jones.12 Aug 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: English should be the one quakingA frenzied hysteria arose in Wellington following the "big one" two weeks ago.05 Aug 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Dr Death lurks around every corner at your doctor'sWe're all grateful to nurses, doctors and surgeons when we need them and survive their attempts to kill us, writes Bob Jones.29 Jul 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Smash some education into them, HekiaA 10-year-old boy, accidentally smashed from a blow to the head with a baseball bat has developed Einstein-like mathematical powers, writes Bob Jones.22 Jul 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Who gives a toss what online ranters thinkI'm bewildered by the obsessional use of cellphones; the constant telephoning and message-sending. I'm flabbergasted by Facebook, writes Bob Jones.15 Jul 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Envy of Auckland consuming the capitalYou'd think there was a civil war raging in Wellington, writes Bob Jones. "At its root lies a single factor, namely envy of Auckland's population growth and commercial expansion."08 Jul 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Struggling? Then make your own lunchThere are numerous office workers bearing $5 mugs of coffee, despite most offices providing free coffee, writes Bob Jones. "It's their money, but don't tell me about hardship in making ends meet or saving."01 Jul 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Classics, yes but not that rubble gazingLast year I recounted how my then 15-year-old daughter's mother had suggested I would be pleased to learn she (the daughter) had opted to study the classics.24 Jun 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Too many people have sense of entitlementBob Jones asks: "How have we descended to this situation where so many citizens feel no moral qualms in living off their fellow citizens' toil?"03 Jun 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: NZ should abolish its armed forcesBeing military-free would be something to be truly proud of, writes Bob Jones. "If the Aussies and Americans don't like it, well, bad luck, they'll get over it."20 May 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Respect waiters, even if you're uglyFeel some pity for hitherto obscure MP Aaron Gilmore whose hopes and dreams lie in ashes, albeit through self-immolation, writes Sir Bob Jones.13 May 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Wowserism good fun - yeah rightPeriodically someone or something is described as a national treasure.06 May 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: NZ - No 1 danger spot for touristsSooner or later a foreign journalist will research our tourist crimes history and write a sensational account, writes Bob Jones.29 Apr 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Beware gullibility in the art worldOne can giggle at the twisted iron behind large reception desks, supplied by wide boy so-called art consultants, but ultimately it's their money to waste, writes Bob Jones.22 Apr 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Indulgences of office 'difficult-to-resist'History shows that minority parties entering into coalitions with major parties are decimated at the next election, writes Bob Jones. One can only speculate why. .15 Apr 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: 'Saving is for fools'Saving for the proverbial rainy day is illogical, after all, if it comes there goes your savings while if it doesn't, you've simply wasted spending power. Insurance adequately covers unexpected contingencies.08 Apr 05:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Foolish to blame landlords and foreignersIf Auckland's housing woes can in part be laid at the door of residential investors as alleged, simply ban them, writes Bob Jones.25 Mar 04:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Labour should leave out cheap promisesIt probably sounds silly but the polls no longer matter as they did under first past the post, writes Bob Jones.04 Mar 04:30 PM
OpinionBob Jones: Internet dating part of lifeIn 1968, when friends learned I was off to India, they begged me to bring back Indian newspapers to see what they had often read about in incredulous newspaper articles.25 Feb 04:30 PM