"F*** you and f*** your leg."
Blackburn's El-Hadji Diouf wishes injured QPR striker Jamie Mackie a
speedy recovery as he writhes in agony with a broken leg during their FA Cup match last weekend.
"There are some great lads in football and there are some who aren't - and
he's in the ones who aren't."
Mackie on Diouf.
"I was going to call him a sewer rat - but that might be an insult to sewer rats."
QPR manager Neil Warnock.
"There are still demons and there are going to be demons until I've won that World Cup."
All Black lock Ali Williams, on the comeback trail.
"You can't be a KFC outlet and fine dining experience at the same time."
Aussie cricket pundit Robert Craddock on the difficulties of balancing T20 needs with test cricket.
"Last year I became loved worldwide through football, but mostly because of my own hard work. This year I will add more silicon! My breasts are my friends: they accompany me wherever I go."
Paraguayan model Larissa Riquelme on her plans to build on her performances in support of her national side at the last year's World Cup.
"I hope you all die."
Aldershot Town striker Marvin Morgan sends a cheery tweet to his club's supporters after they booed him.
"Every side that is successful needs a bit of luck and maybe at the moment that's going against us a bit."
Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish after yesterday's defeat by Blackpool.
"Financial fair play is to help them escape from this devilish spiral and have a viable economic strategy in the long term. This is not a witch-hunt, this is so they no longer continue blindly and mindlessly."
Uefa boss Michel Platini on efforts to get soccer clubs to break even.
