It was apt that Tiger Woods should begin his three-week tour of the British Isles yesterday at the place where he has made all his rivals feel so inferior.
No, not on the golf course - at the bank.
The HSBC headquarters in London's Canary Wharf was a slightly surreal
setting for the world's No 1 to be giving his press conference ahead of the World Match Play which begins tomorrow, but then when you are paying as much as the global financiers are for Woods' presence at Wentworth this week, you have every right to take a golfing Mohammed to his mountain of money.
And what Woods was saying turned out to be slightly surreal, anyway.
For the 30-year-old, who is on a five-tournament winning run and has never looked more masterful, does not concur with the majority of the universe that he is the greatest sportsperson in the world.
Neither does he believe that the mantle belongs to his new best mate, Roger Federer.
"In my eyes, Michael Schumacher has to be," said Woods about the Formula One colossus who announced his retirement on the weekend.
"His consistency does it for me. He's performed year in, year out, in a sport watched globally under immense pressure."
So, too, has Federer, the Swiss might argue, although perhaps not too vehemently with Woods, who sat at courtside in New York last Sunday.
The pair met before and after the 25-year-old's US Open victory over Andy Roddick and Woods suspects that the kinship may be everlasting.
"It's nice to have a person you can talk to and relate to," he said.
"The things he and I are dealing with are comparable. We are going to be friends for a long time."
Indeed, there was even a suggestion that Federer will join the golfing pilgrims at the K Club next week where Woods will attempt to prove his conversion to the Ryder Cup before moving on to the final leg of his transatlantic jaunt at the Amex Championship in Watford.
The 12-time major winner does not admit much when it comes to his comparable failings in the biennial tear-up, but at least he was willing to concede that in the early days the intense social build-up was a headache.
"I'm not a real big function guy, so there are parts that were never fun for me," he said.
"When I first played in '97 I remember Mark O'Meara telling me, 'get your sleep now because when you get there you won't sleep a lot'."
Not that Woods anticipates that being too much of a problem in Ireland.
Tom Lehman's transformation of this lone beast into a leader of the herd is already the stuff of legend and is best emphasised by Woods taking out the four rookies in the American team for a meal three weeks ago - at a tournament, on a school night.
Why did he commit such a sin? The answer was obvious in his glowing praise for his captain.
"Tom's been just great," he said.
"Over the last year we have had numerous discussions not just about golf, but about life. That's been the neat thing about it."
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Tiger Woods
It was apt that Tiger Woods should begin his three-week tour of the British Isles yesterday at the place where he has made all his rivals feel so inferior.
No, not on the golf course - at the bank.
The HSBC headquarters in London's Canary Wharf was a slightly surreal
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