Ryder's body and soul rehabilitation is to include four two-minute rounds against sports radio jock Mark Watson on a curious boxing bill that also features this country's most exciting boxing prospect, Joseph Parker, and a catfight between two reality TV wannabes.
It's hard to tell whether the promotion should be condemned for cheapening boxing or praised for taking it to a wider audience.
Certainly Ryder's presence is at the novelty end of the scale. Before a bit of late-night Twitter slapping, Ryder admitted he had never heard of former multisport athlete Watson.
"I don't expect Jesse to have heard of me," retorted Watson. "I have a reasonably intelligent audience."
The jibe didn't get a rise out of Ryder. "You can't argue with that, really," he shrugged.
Despite Watson's background as an endurance athlete Ryder, who is hoping to trim down from 110kg to 105kg for the fight, doesn't believe his best chance will be to land an early haymaker.
"No no, I am going to out-box him. Fitness won't be an issue."
A quick stoppage is precisely what promotor Duco is saying won't occur in Parker's first pro fight, against Dean Garmonsway.
The 38-year-old Huntly school teacher is a tough character with three pro fights under his belt, which allegedly makes him a genuine test for the most gifted heavyweight prospect this country has produced since David Tua.
Believe that if you will.
Garmonsway at least seems to understand his role pretty well. Asked what his best qualities as a fighter were he said: "I can take a punch, I guess."