Patronising technology. Did you know your Apple devices have a long list of "sensitive" words that the devices won't autocomplete for you and you would have to type out in full. An investigation by the Daily Beast says this list includes words such as "abortion", "rape," "ammo", drunken", "abduct", "arouse", "Aryan", "murder", and "virginity". If a user types "abortiom" with an "m" instead of an "n," the software won't suggest a correction, as it would with nearly 150,000 other words.
Paul and Pippa in 1000 little pieces - still in original box
How important do you have to be to be immortalised in a pastime of the elderly/infirm? Very. The Trade Me auction sales pitch reads: "Here is your chance to own a piece of TV history. The jigsaw is still sealed and been in a cupboard for a few years now. I received it directly from the Breakfast show as a competition consolation prize whilst Paul & Pippa were at the top of their game. It's made in NZ by Holdson and I seem to recall they showed the making of it as an article on their show. Very limited edition and I'm sure it will never be made again so if you're a collector of TVNZ memorabilia, or just love Paul & Pippa here is your chance." (Hat tip Andrea Coe)
Tattoos you really don't want to see
Weird Magazines: "Outside a tattoo parlor I have seen a mag displayed called Tattoos Down Under," writes Mark. "Since Aussies and Kiwis don't usually refer to themselves as 'down under', I can only assume it refers to the tattoos! Oooerrr - a whole magazine?"
Video: Drone being used for something good - flying over Niagara Falls. Beautiful.
Business time: Coke has been a bit flat in China but a drink called Pulpy Super Milky - a mixture of whey protein, milk powder, fruit juice, and coconut chunks - is going great guns, helping China become smitten with dairy and securing its spot as the biggest export destination for New Zealand... Take a look...
Video: Lyrics to Alanis Morissette's confused 90s song are finally ironic....
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